Man uses stolen Uhaul van to pilfer shingles from Discount Builder Supply

49-year-old Lee Williams was charged with driving with a suspended license and 2 counts of both theft and vandalism after using a stolen Nashville Uhaul van to pilfer shingles from Discount Builder Supply on two separate occasions.

Man throws Cheetos and punches at ex-girlfriend after stealing from her, per report

26-year-old Daniel Downs was charged with domestic assault and theft of property after he stole $225 from his ex-girlfriend, threw Cheetos at her head, and began punching her in the face and chest before pushing her out of the car, per report.

Memphis woman shakes down sister for money

23-year-old April Raber was charged with aggravated assault after a verbal argument with her sister over money turned into face hitting and strangulation to the point of her “fading in and out of consciousness”, per report.

Memphis trio busted with drugs and paraphernalia at the local Penny Pantry

19-year-old Brianna Ingram, 46-year-old George Jones, and 23-year-old Terrell Johnson were charged with 3 counts of possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of methamphetamine after they were stopped at the Penny Pantry in a stolen white Expedition. Terrell was also charged with possession of marijuana.

Shoplifting: Woman tells police liquor bottle ‘accidentally slipped into her pocket’

Adelaide Walker told Memphis Police when she was adjusting the taser in her pocket a bottle of liquor must have accidentally slipped into her pocket, unbeknownst to her. She was placed under arrest, charged with theft of merchandise, and transported to booking.